Question #2: Dear Alex,

Would you rather watch a really cute puppy die before your eyes, or have tons of birds land on you when you’re sitting on a bench? :D!

-Your Mom.

Answer:

Hm, nice question. I would pick the birds land on you when you’re sitting on a bench. Btw, I hate it when people say your mom. That’s lame.

»NOT TO BE MEAN .